Mike followed with a topic he came up with only one hour beforehand: a careless or unlucky man named Phil. (Not to be confused with this guy.) To sum up, Phil was a co-worker back in the days Mike was a glazier. For a fellow who fainted at the sight of blood, it was rather unfortunate that Phil carelessly severed all the tendons in his forearm with a sheet of glass after catching on fire for a separate careless act at the glass shop. (Thankfully this was not on the same day.) There was much cringing in the room, for sure. Mike’s visual was a clever photo he found online of fire and glass.